11 Steps to David's Easy Toast

We have a daily writing prompt each morning in homeschool. One day last week was national toast day, and the kids each had to write instructions for making toast. This was David's.

1. Take a piece of bread.

2. Put it in the toaster.

3. Set it to whatever frickin' setting you feel like.

4. Pull little lever thingy.

5. When it pops up and you hear someone say, "Who's toast is done?", immediately spread butter or peanut butter or cleanut schnutter or phleanut glutter on it.

6. Wait 60 sec. and put on schninnamony shtugary.

7. Chomp.

8. Tell Mom you're hungry still.

9. Ask for whatever is in the fridge, pantry, or bake center.

10. Wait for her to say no.

11. Sulk.